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Driving me mad

In Celebshitty news, Miscellaneous on December 18, 2009 at 17:15

“Jesus Christ…..what the fuck do you think you were doing?”

“What do you mean?”

“You fucking cut right across me. Are you aware of the rules of the road at a roundabout?”

“Well, eh, what do you mean?”

“Not only are the lanes entering the roundabout clearly marked, you were in the wrong lane on the roundabout to make the¬†manoeuvre¬†you made.”

“Well, eh, what do you mean?”

“You cut right across in front of me — i should have let you hit me. You’d have been in for it then. Actually would you like me to ring the police?”

“No, you’re grand. Listen, i got a fair in the car, I dont want any trouble.”

“Too late for that. You were driving very carelessly.”

“Okay, I understand now. I didn’t realise.” He walks back to his car.

“Do I not even get a fuckin apology?”

He turns. “Ye what?” And start walking towards me.

“I said do i not even get a fuckin apology?”

“Oh yeah, I’m sorry. Is that okay?”

“Yeah, it’s okay. But i have your plate number and I’m still reporting you.”

Ladies and gentlemen, that was lesson one on how to get an apology out of a fuckin moronic, ignorant taxi driver.